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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday