- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

woman..parallel parking

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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