The Morman Religion.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A man killed himself.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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