- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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