Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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