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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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