- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

whats chinese noodles

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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