- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

a pornstar comes early to a party

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

No thank you, I don't like violence

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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