What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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