Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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