Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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knock knock? come in

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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