A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Black people being friendly.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock who's there no one

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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