What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

fruit salad?

Moo! I'm a goat!

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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