Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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so how about that irline food

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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hello anomonous

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Poop...

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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