- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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