Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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