- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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