Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Black...

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Anti Joke

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