- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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