Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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You have cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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