a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

fduck

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

purple pickles

Lets go Yankees

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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