Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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