Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Yo mama's fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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