Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Anti Joke

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