a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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were you expecting a joke

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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