What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Woman rights.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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