- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Religion.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

So a seal walks into a club..

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Fox News.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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