- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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