- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

A horse walks into a barn.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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