A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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VAGINA.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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