What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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