- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

President Donald Trump

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What did the car do? CRASH!

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