- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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