- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I said I hate niiggers

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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