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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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