- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

roses are red violets should be purple

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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