What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

everybody loves raymond

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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