- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you give like i give lomain

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Women's rights

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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