Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

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