- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the book disappear?

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

giddy goat

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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