if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Anti Joke

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