why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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i killed my family

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Justin Bieber.

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