What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

womens rights

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

That's illegal What? Your mom

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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