- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Youre mom is so dead...

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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