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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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President Donald Trump

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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