- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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