- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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