- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

A kid has no friends.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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