- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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