What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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